Monday, June 11, 2007

Resisted Impulse

Driving through northwest Oklahoma City today, I twice passed a guy walking down the street. He had an ugly shaved head and a badly trimmed beard and strange checkered trousers on.
As I saw him the second time, I had to fight the desire to lean out my window and yell, "hey, fuck you funny pants." It was almost overwhelming but I kept my composure and drove on.

The poor bastard has no idea how close he came to hearing me snarl & for no good reason.

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