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The six o'clock news finished reporting on the latest murders in the viewing vicinity and then segued into a story by announcing it was eighty-six days until Christmas.

Of course, another way of looking at it is to remind people it's not even October yet and while there are other far less important observances between now and Christmas, I suppose it's never too early to start all the obligatory spending in the quest to further clog each others' homes with glittering piles of useless, unwanted shit.

Yeah. Fuck Christmas.