Fortunately, while I have yet to meet anyone dumb enough to dispute the effects of Global Warming, I have prepared a response for when the time comes.
The funny thing is, I don't believe - outside of the community of lobbyists serving as alligator-filled moat between us and our elected representatives - that such people actually exist.
... But if I ever met anyone who did, I would be determined to treat them like fucking morons rather than high-paid mercenaries:
"What is it about inhaling limitless quantities of motor fumes in a confined space that you consider so appealing?"
"Have you tried huffing spray paint instead? It's cheap and it can be so pretty...."
"Maybe you should try marketing a special blend of asbestos, lead paint chips and chicken litter as a high-priced food seasoning with aphrodisiac qualities?"
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