My favorite joke

I thought it was Lisa Lampanelli telling Carrot Top that she discovered his name had less to do with his red hair than that people wanted to see him buried up to his forehead in dirt, but now I know better...

My woman & I watched Gilbert Gottfried tell this one the other night;

A bear and a bunny rabbit were both taking a shit in the woods when the bear asked the rabbit, "Does shit cling to your fur?"

The rabbit thought for a second and then answered "No," so the bear wiped his ass with him.

Ahhh... It brings tears of joy to my eyes every time I repeat it.
I don't know when I'll post again. The escape from the Overlook is happening fast & I still need to pack.
There were some awesome winter storms blowing through tonight. Winter only in the technical sense as it feels like Spring and tornado season again.
There's a Francisco Goya painting of a giant walking in the night that has always made me think of tornadoes churning wildly in the darkness...
Yeah... I googled up The Colossus. Enjoy.

Anyway, I hope to be back & unpacked in a few days.