Wednesday, January 09, 2008

Eat Shit William Kristol

In a parallel universe on a parallel Earth in the 1960's, the Corbomite Maneuver episode of Star Trek reversed roles for the puppet-head Balok so that the menacing facade actually looked like a cute gap-toothed dwarf played by William Kristol instead of the adorable Clint Howard.

The terrifying and untold reality to our planet Earth is that William Kristol as we know him is the puppet-head for this terrifying alien that wants to destroy America because a disreputable tribble witch doctor told him it was a cure for both his unfortunate inadequacy & his impotence. Altruism flies out the window when your tiny peepee refuses to get fierce --- sadly forcing yet another harshly critical look at Gene Roddenberry's Utopian vision of the future.
I doubt Roddenberry would mind though - he always impressed me as the "dare to dream" type.

Evil Balok-who-poses-as-William Kristol dared to dream last week.

His first column in the New York Times began with this assholish introduction to himself complete with a drastically limp Simon & Garfunkel groove:

Thank you, Senator Obama. You’ve defeated Senator Clinton in Iowa. It looks as if you’re about to beat her in New Hampshire. There will be no Clinton Restoration. A nation turns its grateful eyes to you.

New Hampshire just picked up Bill Kristol's bunny and wiped with it.

I don't know who I am going to vote for, but one of the last people on this dimension I care for any fucking input from is William Kristol.
Who the fuck does he think he's kidding?

On a parallel earth, in something we may attain through idealizing a better world & making it real.... goddamned shifty weasel-assed cowards like Kristol will finally be ignored.

Surely there are more credible people to take up his arguments?



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