Actually, I am not sure that today is 'Recycled Spam Day' at all; a quick glance at the calendar says that it is already George Washington's birthday. Well, hot damn!
To celebrate in a completely empty & meaningless & unrelated way, here's a poem I made from the actual subject lines weeded out by my inbox:
Women want to be penetrated deeply and tightly, and you simply can't do that with small equipment.
Boost your confidence with your new-found instrument.
Bring it on, you and your ultimate prowess.
She will lick yours like a sugared lollipop.
She won't be able to keep her mouth off you when you have this.
Human growth does not stop at puberty.
Your girlfriend will be so turned on by you.
She will be amazed by your new length.
I used to have a tiny c0ck and it was embarassing, now im huge and loving it.
You KNOW when the girls start staring at your pants, you're doing something right.
Penetrate her deeper, harder and longer with this miracle solution.
She can't stand it, she'll play with it all day long.
Sick and tired of being unhappy with your small size? With this solution, you can add inches easily.
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Girth and Length are your tool's best friends.
Be the stud of the party, EVERY party.
Awesome huh? Almost enough to make any feelings of inadequacy cool!
Happy Friday, everybody!
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