Seeing Double

Yesterday in the mall parking lot, Muskogee Oklahoma USA:

"That's the second time today that I have parked this car exactly one space away from a car with Florida plates." I said.

"We are drawn to Florida - the universe commands it!" exclaimed Rebecca full of destiny.

"Yeah!" I replied.

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Yesterday in the grocery store, Tahlequah Oklahoma:

"That's the second time today that I have seen a one-armed, bearded, long-haired guy in a shopping environment." I said.

"You saw another man like that?" asked Rebecca.

"Yeah..."

"You must be seeing double today," she noted.

"Must be," I agreed.

Everything but arms, now that I think about it.