Happy MISSION ACCOMPLISHED Day!!!
To recognize the day, I'm going to put on a flight suit (complete with spurs!) and slip into a delightful trance of delusional grandeur.
When the time is properly primed, I'm going to deliver an important speech to my cats about freedom vs. evil while I open up a can of tuna to keep their attention riveted.
When I grow weary of what I will consider praise and adoration from Bughouse, Jerky Boy & Seamus, I'll wrap up the tuna & put it in the fridge and then start a surveillance program against my cats to protect them.
The forecast is for Success!
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