I emailed my wife at work last week to tell her one of our ducks had a severe limp. In her search for assistance she emailed everybody at her place of employment & quickly became, as she put it, "the entertainment for the day".
I spent part of that afternoon chasing a limping duck out from under bushes and trees to put him in a pool of clean water. I was slightly irritated to hear stories from my woman how her fellow teachers laughed at our feathery gimp. While there's not much I've seen a duck do that wasn't somehow funny, suffering actual pain is hardly ever amusing to me.
So anyway... watch what you say about my duck around me. I'll knock you on your ass for such gross insensitivity*.
*Not to be taken too seriously. I'm walking a fine line here.
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