One might conclude

I love Oklahoma but the pornography here is abysmal. It's comparable to the 3.2 beer sold here in convenience stores. That people buy this sort of bullshit just encourages them to sell it.

Tonight my woman and I watched a dirty movie from our subscription channels. Except there wasn't anything really dirty about it. We ended up heckling the movie in the sort of disappointment that can sometimes redeem what would otherwise be a complete waste of time.

One actor we heckled looked either like former Presidential candidate Mitt Romney or the Just For Men gel guy - we couldn't decide. Finally there was this grim revelation before we turned the damn thing off:

'They should call these movies "Ken Doll Movies".'

'Yep. No cock.'

'No balls.'

'Very conspicuous in its absence.'

'There's a simple explanation for it.'

'Yeah?'

'PENISES ARE OBSCENE!'

'I guess so... what else is on?'